Puns, for the most part

drsunshinesa:

32nd Century Girl: Chapter 1

“I Met A Girl From the 32nd Century”

covelily:

Hello, I’m Madoka and to celebrate my meeting of a new friend I am giving away one soul! I’ve seen lots of giveaways on Tumblr and they look really fun, so I hope you guys like this one! So, anyways, here’s the info!
The rules go like this
You can reblog or like as many times as possible. No sideblogs though cause that’s super unfair!
You don’t have to be following me, but I’d like it if you did!!
I’ll ship anywhere and pay for it!
I’ll be using a random number generator and will select two winners. If the first doesn’t respond, it goes to the second.
The soul included will be sent in a form like this:

The one I’m sending is pink, though, so sorry if you want yellow! Along with my soul, I’m also throwing in one free wish! This wish is good for anything you want in the whole world! So it’s a pretty super bonus!
Do you guys got the rules down? Okay, have fun reblogging!

covelily:

Hello, I’m Madoka and to celebrate my meeting of a new friend I am giving away one soul! I’ve seen lots of giveaways on Tumblr and they look really fun, so I hope you guys like this one! So, anyways, here’s the info!

The rules go like this

  1. You can reblog or like as many times as possible. No sideblogs though cause that’s super unfair!
  2. You don’t have to be following me, but I’d like it if you did!!
  3. I’ll ship anywhere and pay for it!
  4. I’ll be using a random number generator and will select two winners. If the first doesn’t respond, it goes to the second.

The soul included will be sent in a form like this:

The one I’m sending is pink, though, so sorry if you want yellow! Along with my soul, I’m also throwing in one free wish! This wish is good for anything you want in the whole world! So it’s a pretty super bonus!

Do you guys got the rules down? Okay, have fun reblogging!

justbeencumberbatched:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

My best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is bread.

justbeencumberbatched:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

My best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is bread.

dentomon:

i remember watching madoka magica and pretty much going

when is madoka going to be a magical girl

when is madoka going to be a magical girl

when is madoka going to be a magical girl

when is mad—SHIT

owl-ler:

~*~*HARVEST MOON GIVEAWAY*~*~
Giving away these Harvest Moon games, for the Gamecube, Wii, and DS. One winner will be chosen at 8PM July 14th. 
If you can’t see the image, the games are:
A Wonderful Life (Gamecube) Tree of Tranquility (Wii)Rune Factory (DS) 
Likes count
Reblog as many times as you want
US only
Following unnecessary
Well there you go, have at it!

owl-ler:

~*~*HARVEST MOON GIVEAWAY*~*~

Giving away these Harvest Moon games, for the Gamecube, Wii, and DS. One winner will be chosen at 8PM July 14th. 

If you can’t see the image, the games are:

A Wonderful Life (Gamecube)
 Tree of Tranquility (Wii)
Rune Factory (DS) 

  • Likes count
  • Reblog as many times as you want
  • US only
  • Following unnecessary

Well there you go, have at it!

polynomious:

oh my godthis is the best thingever

polynomious:

oh my god
this is the best thingever

milkymama:

oh ok

help

hELP

REALISTIC CONESTOGA WAGON PHYSICS

milkymama:

Well I got told.

There really is a game called Fuck Oregon let’s go find El Dorado

Best game